Semi Casual Semi Bore

The major mall in the metro area here in Puerto Rico just got a new addition. Abercrombie and Fitch... yes because its a totally awesome idea, an awesome idea to bring another retail store thats just as bland as watching another coming of age teen movie, just as unique as there other friends over at American Eagle and Aeropostale and just as innovative as Christina Aguileras last album, (if you're sensing a bit of sarcasm than your still on the same page with me).Of course I've seen there quarterly pictorials which 85% of it is  naked men (which i don't mind cause besides all this there men are usually gorgeous yes the ooze commercial but they also ooze boy toy look at my body not my face hence the bags with there heads cut off)so you're kind of confused what there selling you so you catch your self asking am i reading a escort service broucher?,  so its like watching gay porn just if someone catches you you won't look like a dirty perv.

I've been meaning to enter this very "preppy" very "collegiate" very "spo...*yawn*...orty" store but I've seen it before in the states and of course it'll not be any different, cause of course why fix something when it's not broken as they say.

I remember when i first stepped into this store and i this in the loosest of terms since i mean step as in took a few steps peeked in giggled then got nauseated from the smell of there signature Fierce perfume, which is spread in there like plague, the overwhelming smell reminiscent of when a someone i guess didn't have much deodorant or was in a rush and decided not to shower replaces it by drenching themselves in there cologne passes buy you, yes that awful gag inducing smell, well what did i see? not much since theres just a multitude of gorgeous men dressed the same in a dim lit area the Fierce fragrance, and a large crowd of gay men in there middle aged crisis or boys who look like they'll question there sexuality after a few drinks, and i questioned myself am i in a clothes store or in a male whore house? 

The issue with this store in this island is... the public in the metro area, as if we didn't see daily the same outfit on the same people with the same attitude, it feels like a clan of robots wearing the same shirt and which store they bought it at is the ranking or A&F for the high end, new wave, upper class whatever you may call it robots, american eagle for your middle class normal nothing out of the ordinary basic house chores robot model, and the super saver aeropostale  knock off robot. and yet all of them where this and look at you with there knock off designer shades in there extensive collections of converse in every color or puma collection and the new hair cut everyone here seems to be getting which i couldn't be more dumbfounded the return of the mullet but with a twist a faux hawk on top with *insert color here* highlights  with there chin high in the sky cause there superior to you.

But know i must be grateful cause for everyone one of these stores gets here i believe less of a chance that a top shop, H&M retail will open here and i like them and i would hate to see all of these non deserving people wearing. yes, its a mission for me to get clothes from them since i can only get one online and the other one whenever theres a chance to actually go to one of the stores but that's a sacrifice i will have to endure.

so tomorrow if i have a chance i will try to enter this store try not to vomit and try not to hit my shin with one of the tables cause of there lighting and see how our island A&F is doing.